Goodbye, holey joggers. I shall truly miss you

Holey joggers, you were a total impulse purchase. I was walking through the Family Dollar looking for a crossword puzzle book when I spotted you out of the corner of my eye. I had to have you.

You were perfect to wear with my tactical boots and my black sweater with slits at the elbows. I felt like a post apocalyptic warrior while wearing you.

Sadly, this week, I got some super sticky black construction adhesive goop on you. If it had just been paint or stain, I would have rolled with it. This stuff was super sticky gooey stuff, and as I peeled you off to try and assess the damage, the goo made you stick to yourself. The goo just kept smearing around and making different parts of you stick together. At that moment, I realized that there was no hope.

Goodbye, holey joggers, I shall truly miss you.

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  • Aurore replied 2 years ago

    RIP holey joggers. Sadly, sticky goo always win.

  • Cardiff girl replied 2 years ago

    Bless those Holey joggers,may they rest in peace.

  • Bijou replied 2 years ago

    Very sorry to hear this news, it is hard to say goodbye to a well loved item.

  • Xtabay replied 2 years ago

    Get the gun and shoot that goo right out of there!  :)

  • Thistle replied 2 years ago

    RIP holey joggers.

    On a side note, there is this stuff called goo-be-gone. Real product that you learn about when your toddler finds her sister's stickers...

  • cindysmith replied 2 years ago

    Whistle, I wish I knew that before I tossed them. Next time, I'll know :-D

  • torontogirl replied 2 years ago

    Goodbye joggers. Such a sad tale of their demise! #gooisevil ;)

  • Cee replied 2 years ago

    **Plays The Last Post on the gazoo**

  • JAileen replied 2 years ago

    So sorry. :( Yes, Goo Gone is real and fabulous, and I’ve gone through several bottles through the years.

  • Gigi replied 2 years ago


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